Friday, February 25, 2005

Hooray For Hollywood

Well, I haven't posted anything from The Smoking Gun for a while, but I thought that this would make a good nod to this weekend's Oscar awards. Check the link and enjoy the fruity goodness of those celebrities that oh so many of us idolize.

Hooray For Hollywood

"In recognition of Sunday's Academy Awards, The Smoking Gun offers this special tribute to Hollywood, the source of many memorable lawsuits, restraining orders, narcotics arrests, palimony beefs, divorce petitions, indictments, and other assorted paper-based entertainment. With so many stars and so many documents, TSG actually had trouble singling out our top Tinseltown hits (so excuse us if we forgot your favorite bit of debauchery). Below you'll find our favorite confidentiality agreement, the one Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman once had their household employees sign. After you read that beaut, make sure to check out these other movie classics: Roman Polanksi's perversions; Sharon Stone's demands; Jack Nicholson's hooker problems; Winona Ryder's probation report; Christian Slater's drug rampage; Bruce Willis's aching head; Nick Nolte's Hawaiian shirt; Ben Affleck's voting record; Michael Douglas's errant golf ball; Jim Carrey's support woes; Matthew McConaughey's naked bongoing; Catherine Zeta-Jones's diet and topless photo beefs; Bud Abbott's porno stash; Lou Costello's porno stash; Linda Fiorentino's nudity rider; Diane Lane's modest proposals; Cruise's heterosexual exhortation; Barbra Streisand's paparazzi rant; Roddy McDowall's pirated films; Mark Wahlberg's youthful indiscretions; Lucille Ball's Red run-in; Demi Moore's nettlesome nanny; and Arnold Schwarzenegger's bothersome bobblehead. Oh, we almost forgot about this pussy."