Monday, December 08, 2003

something positive - break a leg, mercy!



"'I truly am humbled to achieve this great award. Not many whiners get their efforts in whinery recognized, and even fewer get their efforts recognized with a picture of a golden Stalin represented in a webcomic of medium popularity. And even more remarkable is that I achieved this award with the first whine I've ever sent anywhere, or at least almost the first. Thank you! Thank you!

(At this point I'd like to remark that this in no way diminished my respect for Something Positive, which continues to be funny and insightful webcomic that doesn't suffer fools like me gladly)

Whining. The oldest profession. Of course, some may claim that prostitution was the oldest profession, but we all know what must have been the first conversation had before prostitution was invented.

'Og want sex.'

'Og not get sex.'

'Og want sex.'

'Og not get sex.'

'Og waaaaaaaaaant seeeeeeeeeex.'

'Ogma give Og sex if Og give Ogma great cat pelt.'

'Woo hoo!' "